Im not gonna lie.. i should probably be in movies.

So this one time i took a personality test, like a legit one. It told me i should be in movies. I will take that as career counselling and now move to LA.. if it doesn't work out i can always sue right? But really i feel like there is something in that... the movie clearly could not be about my life...that would not be a box office hit.. however i would have a themesong. So thats a positive. Secret Agents aside it would be good publicity for certain government agencies. Compromised. BAM
Back to movies. I am actually pretty funny. You wouldnt know it. I kinda keep it a secret, if i let everyone know. I would never sleep. And you know what that means....

Yep. Justin Bieber.
I will elaborate at some other stage the extent to which i am in love with him. We are going to get married. He just doesnt know it yet. We will then be in a movie together... called Bieberfly...The tale of 2 12 year olds in love. My stunt double will be jessica simpson...not because i look anything like her...but because i need to meet nick lachey

He will be my back up to the biebs.
Any intelligent girl knows that a backup is needed. FACT
Thats basically my life. Facts..mixed in with a little fiction.
I do have a dilemma though. Life isnt always roses and fairies.
Sometime the tooth fairy looses her teeth, Santas reindeers are sick and the Easter bunny gets lost in costa rico. Thats just what happens. For me, my dilemma is that i have school work to do...and im not doing it.

Teachers get mad. Thats the game of life in a nutshell. But its alright... i always pull through.
And thats a wrap.  

Every good story starts with once apon a time...

So the flip side... everyone one says catch you on the flip side... well not everyone but enough people for it to have become a saying or something like it. The flip side is an unknown place, no one ever knows where or what the flip side is... catch you on the flip side?? The flip side of what? And how exactly do you plan on doing this if your plan of "catching me" is so vague... You may have answers to these questions... but i don't want to hear it. Im really just making a vague point...that this blog will be exactly that.. vague and unknown. My grammar will probably be lacking..so i guess Kellie is out. And look if it reflects my life it will be highly lacking in anything newsworthy and yet i will write it anyway...or ill never write again. Im good at suspense like that. Speaking of suspense i think there is something to be said about detectives...ie i want to be one. But i dont want to have to be a cop first or anything like that.. i would just like a creepy man in a trench coat ( who is fully dress underneath of course) to approach me and ask me to be a detective for his private...but well known therefore no way to be fake or a ploy..company.You see he will have just seen me and automatically have known that i would make a great detective aka secret agent...due to my stealth and amazing problem solving abilities. Look its a very plausible scenario.
Bottom line of what im saying right now is that i spend way too much time in random thought and should probably do or say something meaningfull...but hey thats just not going to happen is it because.. well im cool like that. peace. xx